Monday, November 30, 2015
Hide in a Bunker and Don't Come Out Until 2046
I don't know why I just blogged about football when cyborgs are about to take over. If you don't own any firearms, melt your silverware to make weapons. I can put you to ease a little bit, the cyborgs will come for me first because, do you know how many cyborgs I've killed in video games, well they do! I made a device with my colander, silverware and a lot of duct tape that will keep the cyborgs from reading my mind. I can't believe the cyborgs E-mailed us that they were coming on what they call, Cyborg Monday.
10-1 Isn't Good Enough for Me
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The New England Patriots lost to the Denver Broncos. NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I watched the first half of the game last night and I believe the score was 14-7, New England. I was so happy that they were winning, then my dad broke the news to me this morning....
The game went in to overtime and the Patriots kept backing up and the had to punt. Denver got the ball and... I don't want to say it. I'm sure you can guess though. You have to cut the Pats some slack, though. They aren't the Patriots anymore. They don't have Edelman, Amendola, and Grownkowski got hurt last night with a knee injury. At least Tom Brady isn't hurt.
It was snowing last night during the game, and it's November 30th, why isn't there snow where I live in NH. But the game was in Denver, and Colorado is known for it's skiing, so. I ski race with a club at Cannon Mt in Franconia, NH, and they're making snow, but still can't ski there for another week. Cannon was supposed to open last week but it got delayed because they didn't have enough snow.
My Super Bowl picks are the Arizona Cardinals and the New England Patriots. The Cardinals are a good team and I like them a lot. My favorite teams are the Patriots, ( I live in New England ), the Arizona Cardinals, the Washington Redskins, the Green Bay Packers ( my moms from Wisconsin, I also have a cheese head ), and I've always liked the Miami Dolphins.
The game went in to overtime and the Patriots kept backing up and the had to punt. Denver got the ball and... I don't want to say it. I'm sure you can guess though. You have to cut the Pats some slack, though. They aren't the Patriots anymore. They don't have Edelman, Amendola, and Grownkowski got hurt last night with a knee injury. At least Tom Brady isn't hurt.
It was snowing last night during the game, and it's November 30th, why isn't there snow where I live in NH. But the game was in Denver, and Colorado is known for it's skiing, so. I ski race with a club at Cannon Mt in Franconia, NH, and they're making snow, but still can't ski there for another week. Cannon was supposed to open last week but it got delayed because they didn't have enough snow.
My Super Bowl picks are the Arizona Cardinals and the New England Patriots. The Cardinals are a good team and I like them a lot. My favorite teams are the Patriots, ( I live in New England ), the Arizona Cardinals, the Washington Redskins, the Green Bay Packers ( my moms from Wisconsin, I also have a cheese head ), and I've always liked the Miami Dolphins.
Monday, November 23, 2015
This Sport Must be Fun But it Also Must Hurt a Lot
I really like American Football, but something like 97% of all NFL players get head injuries, bad ones. I watch football a lot and I love it, but I will never play football. I'll play flag football or two-hand-touch, but not tackle, unless I want to get a brain disease like CTE ( a really bad brain disease ).
I was watching the Cardinals Vs. the Bengals last night, and it was a really good game, there was a LOT of flags though. The Cardinals won, the score was 31-34. At the end of the game, when it was tied, the Cardinals had the ball and they drove down and finally got into field goal range, but it was kind of a long field goal. Then, with like 5 seconds left in the game, they were about to kick the field goal and one of the Bengals was mimicking the QB, making one of the Cardinals think they already snapped the ball, when they didn't, so he jumped, and a flag ( actually I'm sure there it was more than one flag ) was thrown. The Bengals were all excited because they thought that the Cardinals got a false start and they'll have to back up to make it an even LONGER field goal. But no, the flag was on the Bengals for mimicking the QB. Then the ball was moved up and it wasn't so much of a long field goal anymore, and the Cardinals got the 3 points. The Bengal that was mimicking, claimed he didn't do it, and the coach said he believes him, but the Cardinals said he was doing it the whole game.
Tonight the Buffalo Bills take on the New England Patriots, and I want the Patriots to win because I live in New England, and because my dad doesn't like the coach of the Bills for a good reason, so he kind of rubbed that off on me. Just like we think that Aaron Rodgers is kind of weird for doing the belt, where whenever he gets a touchdown, he swings his arms around his waist like he has a wrestling belt on.
This is the first year I actually understand football and watch it a lot, ( I watch it on a computer since I don't have cable TV, and we used to not be able to watch football on a computer, but my dad found this website where you don't have to sign up or download any thing, and it's free, here's a link so you can watch more sports than just football ). So I'm excited for Thanksgiving, I'm definitely watching football, I'll probably watch the Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade, and maybe the dog show after that, ( yes, I like to watch the dog show after the parade ).
I was watching the Cardinals Vs. the Bengals last night, and it was a really good game, there was a LOT of flags though. The Cardinals won, the score was 31-34. At the end of the game, when it was tied, the Cardinals had the ball and they drove down and finally got into field goal range, but it was kind of a long field goal. Then, with like 5 seconds left in the game, they were about to kick the field goal and one of the Bengals was mimicking the QB, making one of the Cardinals think they already snapped the ball, when they didn't, so he jumped, and a flag ( actually I'm sure there it was more than one flag ) was thrown. The Bengals were all excited because they thought that the Cardinals got a false start and they'll have to back up to make it an even LONGER field goal. But no, the flag was on the Bengals for mimicking the QB. Then the ball was moved up and it wasn't so much of a long field goal anymore, and the Cardinals got the 3 points. The Bengal that was mimicking, claimed he didn't do it, and the coach said he believes him, but the Cardinals said he was doing it the whole game.
Tonight the Buffalo Bills take on the New England Patriots, and I want the Patriots to win because I live in New England, and because my dad doesn't like the coach of the Bills for a good reason, so he kind of rubbed that off on me. Just like we think that Aaron Rodgers is kind of weird for doing the belt, where whenever he gets a touchdown, he swings his arms around his waist like he has a wrestling belt on.
This is the first year I actually understand football and watch it a lot, ( I watch it on a computer since I don't have cable TV, and we used to not be able to watch football on a computer, but my dad found this website where you don't have to sign up or download any thing, and it's free, here's a link so you can watch more sports than just football ). So I'm excited for Thanksgiving, I'm definitely watching football, I'll probably watch the Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade, and maybe the dog show after that, ( yes, I like to watch the dog show after the parade ).
Sunday, November 22, 2015
It Hurts Just Looking At It!!!
"This hit, that ice cold, Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold. This one's for them hood girls, them good girls, straight master pieces." That is the begging of the song Uptown Funk by Mark Ronson featuring Bruno Mars. I really like that song. When you add it to some old black and white dance scenes, it's awesome. Except when you see very flexible men do some... just see for yourself.
AAAHH!!! It hurts just looking at it, those guys jump off the balcony at the end and BOOM!! They land. Do those guys have like groin padding or something? I can't do a split, and it hurts a lot when I try. But that's just OOOWWW!!! How long did it take for them to perfect that. Oh, I know, right after the learned how to do the splits, so, a long time. When the two guys jump down the stairs and land in the splits is plenty, especially for my dad.
AAAHH!!! It hurts just looking at it, those guys jump off the balcony at the end and BOOM!! They land. Do those guys have like groin padding or something? I can't do a split, and it hurts a lot when I try. But that's just OOOWWW!!! How long did it take for them to perfect that. Oh, I know, right after the learned how to do the splits, so, a long time. When the two guys jump down the stairs and land in the splits is plenty, especially for my dad.
Friday, November 20, 2015
Bond, James Bond
I saw the new James Bond movie, Spectre, the other day, and it was pretty good, but I was a little confused, my dad said that's because it didn't make sense. I still liked the movie though. I came across this list of the top ten best James Bond movies in some guys opinion, and he put Skyfall as the best, my dad thinks that From Russia With Love is the best of the Bond movies he's seen. I don't think that Skyfall is the best Bond movie but it is still pretty good. Here's a link to the list.
I like the Bond movie Goldfinger, and that was number two, ( sorry ) on the list. Goldfinger is one of the older James Bond movies with Sean Connery as Bond. Connery also did From Russia with Love, ( the one my dad likes ). In Goldfinger, there's obviously a best scene, I'll tell you but it also spoils something, but it doesn't spoil anything HUGE, so if you haven't seen the film and you want to, you might want to skip to the next paragraph. So, Goldfinger has caught Bond and took him to his... mothers basement??? Anyway, he straps Bond down to this table with his legs open wide. Above on the ceiling is a giant laser, and it's slowly going up the table between Bonds legs getting closer and closer to cutting 007 in half. Bond asks Goldfinger a question and he gets the best reply, "Do you expect me to talk?" "No Mr. Bond I expect you to die!".
James Bond has has many awesome cars, but the most famous, the Aston Martin DB5. All of 007s' cars are a souped up with a bunch of cool things like machine guns, ejector seats, smoke screen, oil slick and so much more. In Spectre, Bond is in a car chase and the car he's in ( an Aston Martin DB5, different year than the most famous )shoots out fire from the exshaust pipe and the other guys car catches on fire. Here's a link to a list of James Bond cars.
I like the Bond movie Goldfinger, and that was number two, ( sorry ) on the list. Goldfinger is one of the older James Bond movies with Sean Connery as Bond. Connery also did From Russia with Love, ( the one my dad likes ). In Goldfinger, there's obviously a best scene, I'll tell you but it also spoils something, but it doesn't spoil anything HUGE, so if you haven't seen the film and you want to, you might want to skip to the next paragraph. So, Goldfinger has caught Bond and took him to his... mothers basement??? Anyway, he straps Bond down to this table with his legs open wide. Above on the ceiling is a giant laser, and it's slowly going up the table between Bonds legs getting closer and closer to cutting 007 in half. Bond asks Goldfinger a question and he gets the best reply, "Do you expect me to talk?" "No Mr. Bond I expect you to die!".
James Bond has has many awesome cars, but the most famous, the Aston Martin DB5. All of 007s' cars are a souped up with a bunch of cool things like machine guns, ejector seats, smoke screen, oil slick and so much more. In Spectre, Bond is in a car chase and the car he's in ( an Aston Martin DB5, different year than the most famous )shoots out fire from the exshaust pipe and the other guys car catches on fire. Here's a link to a list of James Bond cars.
And Now for Something Completely Different
When I say 'And Now for Something Completely Different,' I don't mean like a shark attack _/\_ \o/ and I definitely don't mean a shark attacking a cheerleader _/\_ *\o/* I mean that Monty Python And Now for Something Completely Different is a funny movie. Monty Python were a British comedy group who created sketch comedy shows. The opening for Monty Python And Now for Something Completely different is so funny, here it is.
And Now for Something Completely Different is the only Monty Python movie I've seen. I would like to see Monty Python and The Holy Grail, but I do not have that movie. I found The Holy Grail on Youtube and started it but I only watched like five minutes of it.
And Now for Something Completely Different is the only Monty Python movie I've seen. I would like to see Monty Python and The Holy Grail, but I do not have that movie. I found The Holy Grail on Youtube and started it but I only watched like five minutes of it.
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