I am Ricky Bobby. I like cheese and this is my blog... When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you cows, you make cheese. When someone gives you pizza, you eat it. Life is simple like that, you have to make the best of it, hence, extra cheese pizza.
Monday, November 30, 2015
Hide in a Bunker and Don't Come Out Until 2046
I don't know why I just blogged about football when cyborgs are about to take over. If you don't own any firearms, melt your silverware to make weapons. I can put you to ease a little bit, the cyborgs will come for me first because, do you know how many cyborgs I've killed in video games, well they do! I made a device with my colander, silverware and a lot of duct tape that will keep the cyborgs from reading my mind. I can't believe the cyborgs E-mailed us that they were coming on what they call, Cyborg Monday.
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