"Hello, this is Shiniqua from the Obesity Awareness Center. If you have any friends or family that are obese or becoming, you can come to our open house this Saturday at 123 I Think I'm Green Street in Buffalo, New York 14200. If this is an emergency, give us your address and in the next 15 minutes we will come to deflate The Obese One. Thank you, Bye Bye."
-The best prank call I know.
"Mrs. Stevens, this is Dr. Rozovski, we got your test results back. I'm afraid you have cancer. I'll give you 2 weeks to live at most, I'm sorry. If you want to try to live longer I'll put you on a diet of pizza, green beans, pretzels and canned dog food, cat nip is to over rated for cancer. Oh, and by the way, you still have to pay me, farewell for now, oh wait, there won't be a next time, well, bye."
-Another great one.
"Hello, this is Robert Buttington, I'm with the IRS. You are on one of our lists that says that you haven't paid your taxes in the last 5 years, it's quit a big list. If you would be kind enough to wire 1.4 million dollars into the Swiss bank account 309415567 we will take you off of our list. Bye."
-This one helps if you have a Swiss bank account.
"Jimmy, it's Carl, we got a situation. (Frantic breathing) Fiona's dead, Danny's Dead, the cops are on to us. (Lots of frantic breathing) I need to know where you hid the money, but don't call my apartment, I think the FBI tapped my phone line, and the Bratva is not happy. Oh no! The cops, they just pulled up! I'm going out the back door. (About 20 seconds of heavy breathing like your running) They're chasing me through the woods, I'm not gonna make (gun shoot, don't hang up the phone, just leave it).
- This one works best if you speak like you are very scared with lots of frantic breathing. This should be a message left on a machine.
To hide who's calling if the person you prank call has a caller ID, dial *67 before the phone number.
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