Brilliance

        Last night. Brazil Vs. China. Football (soccer) match. Winner: The Man With The Foot From God. I don't know much on the subject but my father has just showed me and I knew, it was worth something. So, Brazil has a halfback I'm guessing passes it to the outside. He's just inside the eighteen. The three strikers running with the guy have stopped.The defenders covering them kept going, unaware that this is a set play and that the halfback with the ball is going to cross it into the middle with some spin so that it curves back to the strikers that have stopped so one of them can just wait, and do what their calling the world's easiest bycle kick which zooms right over the goalie. 

        I will not give you five dollars if you make an attempt to find the website with the video and succeed, but it is worth five dollars.

Adelle, Or Is It Adele?

         Why do a bunch of famous people go by weird names, and only first names. I think it's weird. I mean, who would change their name to Zendeay, (I doubt I spelled that right), I think that "Zendeya" should be the name of some strange beautiful colorful bird from some lost island paradise.

                                                                   Zendeya?

        I think that birds of paradise are really pretty. Actually, I like all birds. I was in Minneapolis last week and me and my dad went walking around Lake Harriot, and after we went walking down a little path going the other way. We saw this little red cardinal on a tree. He was just sitting there. Then he jumped off beak first and pulled up at the last second and flew away. My dad thinks that he saw a bug, jumped of the branch and then just ate it. It was so cool watching a bird divebomb.

                                  It looked kind of like this just straight up and down.

Comic Strip Of The Day

        I saw this on Bill Crider's blog, and so I thought that it would be cool to do. Tell me if you think so, (if anyone reads this blog).



                                                     Click the white to read the comic.

                                                              Buttpoems...good name.

Dr. Pepper

        In case your wondering, this blog post has nothing to do with Dr. Pepper. Actually, I've changed my mind, I will say something about Dr. Pepper. THEY COPIED CHERRY COCA-COLA. But either way, I still think that it tastes good. And to be frank, Dr. Pepper was invented before cherry coke but I will say no more.

        I think Derek Jeter is one of the best baseball players ever, right behind Babe Ruth. Although I don't watch much baseball, and I'd like to, I know that The Great Bambino and The Captain don't have nicknames for nothing. Jeter has made so many unbelievable plays and hits, it's amazing. As for Babe Ruth, well we all know*. I pitch, I play second base and I play short stop in baseball and I'm the best player on my team, (I need a better team), but those guys, those guys are the guys.

        They were both Yankees, they are both famous, they are numbers one and two, these plays, these are some of the greatest plays in Basball History.

POLAR BEARS

       I like polar bears, a lot. I also like regular bears, too. I don't know why I am blogging about bears. People in Russia have pet bears and take them out for walks and what not. That would be cool, having a bear, A BEAR that lives with you.

Millionaire Car Wash

        I am the owner of Millionaire Car Wash, you have probably heard about us. After a successful year last car wash season, we come to you, the people of Littleton, Monroe, Bethlehem, Franconia, Lincoln, Easton, Sugar Hill and Lisbon in New Hampshire. We charge $7 for a car wash and wax, $9 for detailing and $15 for both. We are stationed out of Littleton, we come to you. On our side we have an experienced vacuum man, an experienced wash and wax man and more. Our crew is highly qualified in the CWSFD (Car Wash Crew For Dummys). You can make an appointment by E-mailing us at mcw@ollerman.com or you can call us at 603-259-4144. Our receptionist is out for a while so all you will hear is blank noise and then a beep, leave a message, sorry for the inconvenience. We are working on getting a MCW Hotline.
  

        Here is a very cool parkour video, if you don't know what parkour is, then look it up.

Calling All Cat And Dog Lovers, Your Household 'Snuggle Buddies' Can Now Fly

        So, I was watching TV last night and I saw this standing, dancing dog. It was cool and funny. So I look up videos of amazing pets on YouTube. I liked some of the videos on there that I looked up "flying dogs" on YouTube today, and I saw it the video of flying cats and dogs. You MUST watch it. Here it is.

 

I Don't Have A Name And I Live In A Blue Box That's Bigger On The Inside

        One of my favorite TV series is Doctor Who. It is a great sci-fi series. It's about a man called the Doctor and he is a Timelord, an alien (he looks human) from the no longer existent planet Gallifrey. He travels around the Universe helping people in his TARDIS. TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Demension In Space, and it is bigger on the inside. He always travels with a lady companion (coincidence???) and carries along his sonic screwdriver. His sonic screwdriver can do many things, it can unlock doors, it can heal, but it doesn't work on wood.

        It is a funny and exciting TV series. One of the funniest characters is Strax. Strax is a Sontaran and is just eager to blow something up. Here is an examples of Strax being Strax.

Batman VS Superman: Dawn of Justice

                                                 CAUTION! SPOILERS!
         I saw Batman VS Superman last night. I thought it was pretty good. But needless to say, it was quit stupid. The first half was very slow paced, but it kept me interested. The last 55 minutes were good though. DC is no where near as good as Marvel, but this movie was close, keep in mind I am a 12 years old, (my birthday was yesterday) and a hamster eating peanut butter will keep me entertained for a half hour. The critics all hate the movie. Batman (superhero) was actually plotting and almost succeeded to KILL Superman (superhero), they are both superheros! Batman has a problem with Superman because he has to much power and hurts innocent people. Batman doesn't try to talk to Superman and say, "Hey, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah," he tries to kill Superman.

        The stupidest thing in the movie was the Batmobile. Because every DC movie has to make a terrible car chase, the Batmobile was by far the stupidest part in the movie, (besides what I just stated above). Can Bruce Wayne and Alfred really make a car that can smash through brick walls, hit Superman and 60 MPH and come out without a dent, all while being shot at with a turret that doesn't even break the windshield.

                               Trailer to Batman VS Superman: Dawn of Justice

BBC World News: It Is Official That North Korea Has Launched a Nuclear Missle Under The Command of Pak Pong-ju

        April Fools! This is one of my favorite holidays.

SCOTT STERLING IS BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE BLOODY FACE!!!

        For those of you who remember Studio C, they make a bunch of funny videos and put them on YouTube. One  of their funniest videos is Scott Sterling. There are two videos to that and they just made a new one that is hilarious. Here they are.

                                                 Here is the follow up to that video.

                                        And now here is the follow up video to that.

                                        And now the follow up video to that.

                                       Now here is the newest Scott Sterling video.

                                    HE IS THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND!!!

Hopping Around, The Easter Tree... Wait, That's Not Right?

        Happy Easter! When Easter comes, my mom puts gifts in baskets and hides Easter Eggs all over the house and outside and we have to find them. What's inside of them... CANDY!!!

        Studio C is a group of people that just post a bunch of hilarious videos on YouTube. You have to look them up. There's this group of videos that they made it is so funny. Here's one of them.

Cheese

        What's your favorite cheese? I like Swiss and Gouda. I'm a big fan of cheese, but I can't do a whole blog post on cheese. So that's why I will blog about... POLITICS! Okay, maybe blogging about that isn't such a good idea, but I do like cheese. 

        If you could have one super power, what would it be? I would want the power to shapeshift. So you can become a fish so you can breath underwater, or so you can become a bird and fly. Or maybe become the president and order people to give me piggy back rides.

        I was watching Studio C, a group of people that make a bunch of funny videos and post them on Youtube, check them out, on Youtube last night and I saw a video of guys tying to pop a 6 foot balloon in slow motion, and it was awesome. Those guys are The Slo Mo Guys and they do a bunch of other videos like that. Here's one of them, they are so cool, just watch.

        

Fruit Fight

        If you were in a fruit fight, what fruits would you want. I would use a Rambutan, they are very pointy and will probably scare you. Maybe a Pomagranate, on impact it would splash all over the place. Star Fruits and Dragon Fruits are cool, but if I had to use one, it would be the Kiwano. A Kiwano is like a spikey orange ball of death. I wonder how I even got on this topic...

                                                             Kiwano

 

PAINTBALL!!!!!!!

        Trecking through the woods, you hear rustling in the bushes behinds you, you take out your gun and shoot, then your hear a noise kind of like a whale. AKA, paintball, which is what I will be doing next Saturday for my birthday party. I turn 12 next Sunday. We're going to get a private party at the biggest paintball place in New England, OSG Paintball.

        We'll have three and a half hours to with our own referee to go to any of 10 paintball fields which include the biggest castle and pirate ship in New England. I am so excited. All of my friends say, "Have you ever been hit by a paintball?" and I say "Of course not, I don't have a paintball gun!"

        Oh yeah. I almost forgot, it's Easter this weekend! Maybe I should dress up like a bunny when I play paintball!

Happy Spring! Oh, Did I Mention, I'm Going Skiing This Weekend!

        Since I ski race we go out and ski every weekend. This weekend is the last weekend that we will ski and it will also be Awards Night and Demo Day. Awards Night is pretty self explanatory, Demo Day is where a bunch of people from ski brands come with a bunch of skis for you to try on and it is really fun. Last year at Demo Day my favorite pair of skis were a pair of  GS Volkl Racetiger, they were really nice skis, but sadly, I never got them. I didn't need new GS skis. Next year I'm going to need a lot of new ski equipment and  I'm hoping to find some skis that I like.

        When I go out to ski this.... If we go out to ski this weekend, it will be spring skiing. The kind of skiing where you don't have mittens on, your wearing a T-shirt and your jumping over patches of grass. FFFFUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! In some cases.

Let's Go Take It Grandpa Stlye.

        No seriously. Ask your grandpa, can I have his clothes? Guess what, in less then a month I will turn 128364729476255057202629204 years old. Okay, I'm only going to turn 12, and I think that I will get a box full of little fury people.

        Have you seen the movies Men In Black, Men In Black II or Men In Black III. You should they are really funny. I've seen the first two, but not the last. If you've seen the second than you know about the little fury people. Here is that scene in a different language. I couldn't find one in english.

 

        So I looked up this video of really cool people doing really cool things and it's insane. Here it is.

 

They Call Me... Well I Don't Know What They Should Call Me

        So, I ski race, and in my age group U12, we have 3 qualifying races, or qualifiers, if you do good enough, you qualify. Last year I did not qualify. This year, I did qualify. I have a friend that I ski with who likes to dye his hair. It started last year when he dyed his hair white, and then it grew out and turned brown again. Then, one day before we went out to ski this ski season, he said, "Hey, hey, guys. Don't tell Paige," and took his hat off. All anybody was looking at for the next 2 weeks was a giant blob of pink on his head. So after you qualify there is championships, so I thought, "Hey, let's all dye our hair green for championships," I said. "Sure thing! Great idea Ricky Bobby!" They said to me, and I never heard anything else about it again.

        So of course I'm dyeing my hair green, and my other friend that always dyes his hair is going with blue for champs. I picked green because I ski for Franconia Ski Club, and green is their color.

                                          I wonder what this guy is looking at?

 

Listen World Wide, I Like Cheese and You Can't Change That.

        Swiss Cheese is my favorite. I like it with some Kashi crackers. Mmmmm. That's good.
        
        So, I ski race, and two weeks ago at training, we went to the rope tow and the mini-terrain park at Cannon Mountain. Some of my friends were doing 360's and I couldn't do one. So I asked my friend Evan (if you are reading this, Hi Evan!) to video my attempt with his phone. He said yes. Which meant that I actually had to try. I  was threatened if I chickened out. So you know, I did the smart thing. I skated down the very, very little hill, I passed a very small jump, I kept skating. I went over this roller, I kept skating, I was approaching the jump. I practiced the arm throwing once before I went off the jump. I was going up. I was at the tip of the jump. I threw my arms to the right. I was spinning. It all was happening so fast. I hit the ground with my feet in the direction that I wanted them to be in. My butt was falling fast and hit the bottom of my skis, but I managed to stand back up without crashing. I did a 360! I would show you the video but let's just say I'm having technical difficulties. So I will show you a picture, of me. : )

"Fireball, Your Such a Spotted One, Maybe I Can Hook You Up" I Said to My Dog

        "Hello, this is Shiniqua from the Obesity Awareness Center. If you have any friends or family that are obese or becoming, you can come to our open house this Saturday at 123 I Think I'm Green Street in Buffalo, New York 14200. If this is an emergency, give us your address and in the next 15 minutes we will come to deflate The Obese One. Thank you, Bye Bye."  
          
                                -The best prank call I know.

        "Mrs. Stevens, this is Dr. Rozovski, we got your test results back. I'm afraid you have cancer. I'll give you 2 weeks to live at most, I'm sorry. If you want to try to live longer I'll put you on a diet of pizza, green beans, pretzels and canned dog food, cat nip is to over rated for cancer. Oh, and by the way, you still have to pay me, farewell for now, oh wait, there won't be a next time, well, bye."
                                              
                           -Another great one.

        "Hello, this is Robert Buttington, I'm with the IRS. You are on one of our lists that says that you haven't paid your taxes in the last 5 years, it's quit a big list. If you would be kind enough to wire 1.4 million dollars into the Swiss bank account 309415567 we will take you off of our list. Bye."
                              
                          -This one helps if you have a Swiss bank account. 

        "Jimmy, it's Carl, we got a situation. (Frantic breathing) Fiona's dead, Danny's Dead, the cops are on to us. (Lots of frantic breathing) I need to know where you hid the money, but don't call my apartment, I think the FBI tapped my phone line, and the Bratva is not happy. Oh no! The cops, they just pulled up! I'm going out the back door. (About 20 seconds of heavy breathing like your running) They're chasing me through the woods, I'm not gonna make (gun shoot, don't hang up the phone, just leave it).

                                       - This one works best if you speak like you are very  scared with                                                 lots of  frantic breathing. This should be a message left on a                                                   machine.

        To hide who's calling if the person you prank call has a caller ID, dial *67 before the phone number.

NOOOOO!!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF MONEY I HAD ON THE PANTHERS!?!?!

        I had a bet going, because I knew that the Panthers would win the Super Bowl and what did they do? Well I actually don't no because I fell asleep at the beginning of 4th quarter, but my dad told me, they lost. Now I have to pay my friend one whole buck! The ape even chose the Panthers!

        There is an orangutan in Utah that has an 8-0 record of guessing Super Bowl winners. Yes, he guessed the last 8 of them correctly but no, not this time he has to be wrong. Foolish monkey...

         But of course my friend, predicted what the ape could not, how dare he.

        Jonathan Stewart, number 28 for the Panthers scored their only touchdown of the game, and it was awesome. Stewart flew, he jumped over other players and landed in the endzone. He jumped REALLY high. Here's a video of game highlights. Skip to the 2:48 second mark to watch the Panthers touchdown.

                                 Here's a picture of the awesome touchdown.

 

"I Can't Feel My Face When I'm With You," I Said to the Cold Virus that Finds Me Attractive...

        I AM SICK! I HAVE A FEVER! AND I! FEEL! ROTTEN!!! The doc thinks that I have Strep, which is a throat infection. When they swabbed my mouth and put it through the 94% accurate quick test I tested negative. The doc thinks that I am one of those 4% of people that test negative but have Strep. There is a 100% accurate test and that takes 2 days to get the results, so they put me on the medicine they would give me if I had Strep, and if the 100% accurate test comes back negative, they'll take me off the meds. Strep or no Strep I still feel terrible! Now look at this really cool picture of a cat doing the jig.

 

Lookie Here!

         Happy Christmas! It's a new year now so soon it will probably be a merry birthday! Wait, did I get that right?

          I had a good Christmas. I got a lot of cool stuff. I got a quadcopter drone, which takes an hour and a half to charge it's battery so I can fly it for 6-8 minutes before I have to charge it again. I talked to my friend who said he got kind of the same thing I got just smaller. His (he claims) only has to charge for about 20 minutes and he gets to fly it for about 20-30 minutes before he has to charge it again. He also said he got it from RadioShack (didn't that place go out of business?). My dogs get scared and run away from my drone which is a good thing because what if they tried to jump and bite it while I'm flying it?

          I also asked for a remote control Lamborghini Aventador LP 750-4 Superveloce, but instead I got a Lamborghini Veneno, which is still pretty cool. I also got some other stuff, what did you get?