Millionaire Car Wash

   This is an ad, an ad for my car wash business, it is ligit, I have my own business cards.

                                                       Millionaire Car Wash

                    Don't worry you don't have to be a millionaire to get your' car washed 

                                                        We come to you

                                              President, CEO and Founder :
                                                 Richard C.Ollerman the III 

                                                             Prices :
                                               6 Dollars for car wash
                                               8 Dollars for detailing
                                             13 Dollars for both                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            ( 603) - 259 - 4144                                                      Stationed in Littleton, NH  
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         mcw@ollerman.com                                               Make an appointment

A Blog About a Pizza Shaped Thing Trying to Eat Little Pellets While Being Chased by Multi Colored Ghosts

     Toru  Iwatami was eating a pizza he when got the idea of Pac- Man ( origanly called Puck-Man in Japan ). The name came from the Japanese term Paku-paku ( the sound of munching ), Pacman is muching onpower pellets like cookies, and there's 240 of them on each level. Who doesn't like pacman, I like it, my sister likes it, I mean, what's not to like? Exactly, but it is hard, Billy Mitchell was the first to get 3,333,360 points, the maximum score, after playing for 6 hours, and he beat the 255th level, the 256th is UNBEATABLE. Pacmans animated death was inspired by fireworks. Thank you Toru Iwatami.                                                

I'm in Love With a Cat

     I'm in love with Grumpy Cat, for thoose of you who don't know about my idol, she is a famous cat from Airizona, she's written books, she's on t-shirts,she's awesome. Last year at Bookcon ( a book convention ) she was there, and that's how I learned about her, she was there, and I wanted to see her, but the line was huge, so we left. But if I knew what I know about her now, I would have waited in line, someday, I WILL meet her. I've seen posters of her, stuffed Grumpy Cats, and books she wrote. That's how I learned about her and grew to love her. At Bookcon this year, I got a signed copy of The Grumpy Guide to Life Observations by Grumpy Cat. Olso at Bookcon, I singed up in a contest to win a bunch of Grumpy Cat stuff. I really hope I win. I love Grumpy Cat.


                                                            

Oh How I want to meet Steve Jackson

        Steve Jackson made Ogre and The Awful Green Things From Outer Space, 2 very awesome games you probably have never heard of because they are old games that my dad played when he was a kid. I haven't LOVE The Awful Green Things From Outer Space, or AGTOS, your either the crew on Znutar, which is the name of the spaceship the awful green things are trying to take over, the green things grow ( very fast ), move, attack and wake up, ( if any of the monsters were stunned on the last turn, which means they can't move or grow or attack, when they wake up they can do all of that stuff again ). The crew of the Znutar have weapons, the crew grab weapons, move, attack and wake up. differnt weapons do differnt things, this is determined by randomly drawing a weapon affect chit from a cup, the weapon might make the monsters grow, shrink, have no effect and other things. In Ogre, you are either a gaint attack tank ( called an Ogre ) or a deffending command post, it can be a 1 or 2 player game, you try to destroy each other, I haven't played it yet because my family members are to busy to play with me and I really don't want to play alone, here are the reasons I can't play with anyone, school, my mom goes to work and she's trainig for a half marathon so she's on the treadmill every night, my dad has a spraned neck, taxes were do yesterday, my mom fell asleep when we tried to play once, and me and my sister have played boardgames before and it hasn't worked out well. It's still kind of new, I got it for my birthday which was April 3rd, I read all the instructions and stuff. Now that I think I'll play Ogre tonight after school even if I do play alone

The Easter Bunny Can Cause Greif, ( but not as much as April Fools day ).

     Sorry for the long title, so, Easter 2015, not exactly as planned, the night before me my mom and my sister stayed up unitl like 9 o'clock painting eggs, so we didn't leave an egg for the Easter Bunny, then, my parents always sleep in on the weekends, then we couldn't find all the eggs, and of course my sister eats all of the KITKATs. But my family discoverd a few things, the Easter Bunny doesn't care that much for eggs, don't wake up my dad ( being tired isn't his strong suite ), eventually we found the eggs burried in the snow in the front yard, and my sister will go crazy for KITKATs. It wasn't a total fail though.

April Fools can cause greif...

      I wake up this morning only to look at the alarm clock that said 6:50, my mom was supposed to wake me up this morning before she goes to work, ( she has to be there at 7:00 in the morning ), so, I got up, put up some pranks. My dad hates April Fools Day, but, I made something just for him, in my mom and dad's bedroom, there's a bathroom, my dad always takes a shower in the morning, so I put a piece of tape across the doorway, but not to low, if he tripped he would die, especially since he has a sprained neck from a car crash, so I walk down the hall way and hear " RICKY"! I go to the bathroom and say "April Fools"! I also was doing a Lewis and Clark report for school and, DAD DO NOT READ YET, it has the date on it and it says 3/16/15-8/3/79 and the report says "President Thomas Jefferson April Fools! April Fools! April Fools!" it says it a lot more then it says " Meriwether Lewis was very fond of April Fools Day. So, in his honor... April Fools! April Fools! April Fools!" it says it a lot more times. Then there's more stuff I did including golf balls, toiletries and everything diabolical, HA HA HHHAAA. That was a diabolical laugh. I've done a lot today.

Dogs

     I have three dogs, Fireball the Dalmatian, Dino ( not dino like dinosaur )the Golden Retriever and Snowball the English Golden Retriever ( lighter color than the regular Golden Retriever ).  I hate the name Dog, pronounced Dee-O-Gee, worst name ever. There is a website where you can find a million and one ( I am exaggerating most likely, there are a lot of dog breeds ) dog pictures by breed from A to Z. Press me to go to the website with dogs.