I am Ricky Bobby. I like cheese and this is my blog... When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you cows, you make cheese. When someone gives you pizza, you eat it. Life is simple like that, you have to make the best of it, hence, extra cheese pizza.
Thursday, April 16, 2015
Oh How I want to meet Steve Jackson
Steve Jackson made Ogre and The Awful Green Things From Outer Space, 2 very awesome games you probably have never heard of because they are old games that my dad played when he was a kid. I haven't LOVE The Awful Green Things From Outer Space, or AGTOS, your either the crew on Znutar, which is the name of the spaceship the awful green things are trying to take over, the green things grow ( very fast ), move, attack and wake up, ( if any of the monsters were stunned on the last turn, which means they can't move or grow or attack, when they wake up they can do all of that stuff again ). The crew of the Znutar have weapons, the crew grab weapons, move, attack and wake up. differnt weapons do differnt things, this is determined by randomly drawing a weapon affect chit from a cup, the weapon might make the monsters grow, shrink, have no effect and other things. In Ogre, you are either a gaint attack tank ( called an Ogre ) or a deffending command post, it can be a 1 or 2 player game, you try to destroy each other, I haven't played it yet because my family members are to busy to play with me and I really don't want to play alone, here are the reasons I can't play with anyone, school, my mom goes to work and she's trainig for a half marathon so she's on the treadmill every night, my dad has a spraned neck, taxes were do yesterday, my mom fell asleep when we tried to play once, and me and my sister have played boardgames before and it hasn't worked out well. It's still kind of new, I got it for my birthday which was April 3rd, I read all the instructions and stuff. Now that I think I'll play Ogre tonight after school even if I do play alone
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
The Easter Bunny Can Cause Greif, ( but not as much as April Fools day ).
Sorry for the long title, so, Easter 2015, not exactly as planned, the night before me my mom and my sister stayed up unitl like 9 o'clock painting eggs, so we didn't leave an egg for the Easter Bunny, then, my parents always sleep in on the weekends, then we couldn't find all the eggs, and of course my sister eats all of the KITKATs. But my family discoverd a few things, the Easter Bunny doesn't care that much for eggs, don't wake up my dad ( being tired isn't his strong suite ), eventually we found the eggs burried in the snow in the front yard, and my sister will go crazy for KITKATs. It wasn't a total fail though.
Wednesday, April 1, 2015
April Fools can cause greif...
I wake up this morning only to look at the alarm clock that said 6:50, my mom was supposed to wake me up this morning before she goes to work, ( she has to be there at 7:00 in the morning ), so, I got up, put up some pranks. My dad hates April Fools Day, but, I made something just for him, in my mom and dad's bedroom, there's a bathroom, my dad always takes a shower in the morning, so I put a piece of tape across the doorway, but not to low, if he tripped he would die, especially since he has a sprained neck from a car crash, so I walk down the hall way and hear " RICKY"! I go to the bathroom and say "April Fools"! I also was doing a Lewis and Clark report for school and, DAD DO NOT READ YET, it has the date on it and it says 3/16/15-8/3/79 and the report says "President Thomas Jefferson April Fools! April Fools! April Fools!" it says it a lot more then it says " Meriwether Lewis was very fond of April Fools Day. So, in his honor... April Fools! April Fools! April Fools!" it says it a lot more times. Then there's more stuff I did including golf balls, toiletries and everything diabolical, HA HA HHHAAA. That was a diabolical laugh. I've done a lot today.
Monday, March 23, 2015
Dogs
I have three dogs, Fireball the Dalmatian, Dino ( not dino like dinosaur )the Golden Retriever and Snowball the English Golden Retriever ( lighter color than the regular Golden Retriever ). I hate the name Dog, pronounced Dee-O-Gee, worst name ever. There is a website where you can find a million and one ( I am exaggerating most likely, there are a lot of dog breeds ) dog pictures by breed from A to Z. Press me to go to the website with dogs.
Friday, March 20, 2015
I nyet know what to blog about
I think nyet is Russain for no, but I don't know, but it sounds cool. Once I said to my sister, "Nyet! I'm the Fashion Police!" it was really strange. I wonder if someone from Russia is typing the same thing but I doubt it. I still nyet know what to blog about, but I'm already on the third line but give me about 2 minutes for me to think of something to write about... Okay it's been less then 2 minutes but, hey I'm on the fith line but I still think I should have something to blog about. Ah! Tomorrow is my birthday party and I am getting a cheese platter, who doesn't like cheese? It's not my actual Brithday but just the party, I'll be 11 soon! Now I'm on the eighth line!
Fact From the Future: I am from the future, believe me this is not one of my better blog posts or better days. I have just realized I can not count.
Fact From the Future: I am from the future, believe me this is not one of my better blog posts or better days. I have just realized I can not count.
Wednesday, March 18, 2015
Bookcon
Bookcon is an event in New York City where a bunch of authors come and sign stuff and there are panels where you go and they get interviewed and they talk and you get a Bunch of free stuff, last year was the first one and I got like 3 thick comics, about 7 books, I got this kit to make bubbles so big you can't blow to make them. This year Tom Angleberger will be there, he wrote the Origami Yoda Series ( which I highly recommend ), Jeff Smith will be there, he wrote the Bone series, a really good graphic novels which are really good and I also recommend. My sister will do anything to get the next Kingdom Keepers book by Ridley Pearson who will also be at Bookcon. It's 2 days long so we have a hotel, it's going to be fun. I have $75 from Christmas Iv'e been saving for this trip, I think a mini Statue of Liberty statue would be a cool souvenir. There's also a Lego store in NYC so I'm pretty excited.
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
St. Patricks day
I love St. Patrick's day, dressing up in green and having green contests, such as seeing how much green stuff you can where at once without making people think you are extremely weird, making people think your actually a leprechaun, or one everybody hates, I bet I can eat more green stuff than you, such as vegetables. St. Patrick wasn't Irish, he was born in Britin in the late 4th century, Maewyn Succat ( St. Patrick ) was captured and enslaved by Irish raiders, after yaers of forced labor he escaped to Britin where he joined the Catholic church and changed his name to Patrisius or Patrick. Years later he went back to Ireland as a Christian Missonary ( don't know what that is or how to spell it ) and spent 30 years converting the Irish to Christian. after that rumor has it that he got all the snakes off Ireland, but there never were any snakes on Ireland. When he died he became the Patron Saint of Ireland dispite him being British. In 1903 it became a national holiday in Ireland celebrated on march 17 when St. Patrick died. They usauly went to church and had a feast. Drinking was actually banned on St. Patrick's Day until the 1970s. Irish imagrants brought the holiday to the USA in the early 1700s. The first St. Patrick's day parade was held in Boston in 1737, there are over 100 St. Patrick's day Parades in the country. In Chicago they use 40lbs of green dye to turn the river greener every year, New York City's Parade is the biggest in the world with an estimated 2 million spectators. Cick me. GREEN!!!
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