A Crazy True Story That Happend to Me

          Once upon a ti..... sorry. This isn't some medieval blog. So, I was hiking up               Mt. Washington, the tallest mountain in New Hampshire, with two of my friends, Jackson and Pete, and all of our parents where behind us. So we were walking along, a little past half way to the Lakes of the Clouds Hut, the trail was getting steeper, we can't see or hear our parents, but we don't care. Then, we hear some rustling in some big bushes about 5 yards ahead of us, we all stop. Jackson decides to throw a rock at the bushes and misses the bushes by 20 yards over. Then we heard lots of rustling in the woods the left of us. Pete looked the the right  saw a huge rock in the forest, we decided to go hide behind it. None of us thought about our parents at that time. We were all running through the woods, we heard rustling behind, I thought that whatever was in the woods and bushes was now chasing us through the forest we all got behind the and sat down and caught our breath, then we picked up some big sticks and rocks in case we needed to defend our selves from whatever was out there. I looked over the big rock and saw a HUGE bear and a bunch of cubs, I tell Pete and Jackson to look over. Pete was more scared of the cubs because he said they were giving him dirty looks. The bears were just standing there, then the big bear, ( which we guessed was the mama bear ), tugged a big rope hanging on a tree. Then a net which we were apparently standing on behind the rock picked us up and we were stuck. All of the bears came no less then 2 feet away. We started to swing our sticks and throw our rocks at the bears. Jackson grabbed the mama bear, then she said " Take your stinkin' hands off me you damn dirty human." 

Soccer on Ice

           I play soccer on a grass field, but without knowing it, I think I play soccer on ice. That's why I fall down way to much, the other half of my mind that's not thinking about soccer thinks I'm ice skating instead of running. When get the ball/puck, I run/skate up the side of the field/ice rink, juke a defender, nutmeg another, I find the goal keeper between me and the goal, right before I shoot, I fall down because I don't know how to ice skate. Don't get me wrong, I do score, I do juke people. I just fall down a lot while I do it sometimes. I like playing a half back or forward in soccer, I don't play hockey but I'm pretty sure there a people that try to score, people defending their goal, people ta try to score and defend their goal and a goal keeper. I would want to either be forward or a half back still, if that's what they're called in hockey.

           As long as I'm blogging about soccer, FC Bayern Munich a pro polish soccer team played Wolfsburg 3 days ago. Robert Lewandowski started on the bench for bayern which was unusual because he usually starts as striker. Lewandowski started the second half and scored 5 goals in 9 minutes. The 5th goal was AMAZING. Lewandowski kind just fell over and kicked the ball and it was BEAUTIFUL. The french broadcast is the best, when he scores his 5th goal the commentator FREAKS OUT!! He's all like ' AAAAHHHH AHHHAAAHHAHHH AHHAHHA HAHA HA HAHAAAHHHHHHHHHHH INCROYABLE!!!! INCROYABLE!!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!! LEWANDOWSKI!!!!!! AAAHHHHAAHHAAHHAHAH AAHAHHA!!! 'screaming his head off. Lewandowski set a record there. You should look up the video, someone got rid of the french broadcast I saw for copyright purposes.

One Wheel, One Seat, Lots of Falling

        I have a unicycle, I fall down. My friend from Texas has one and got me into it. You have to practice a lot or learning to ride will take a long time. I practice every day for at least 20 minutes, I don't have much time after school before soccer practice. My dogs pretty scared when the unicycle is near them, and alert when me, the unicycle and a dog are all in the same room together. I can do like 3 pedals before I fall down. You should get a unicycle.

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A Blog About Cars

          I love cars, I'm a car geek, I got that from my friend who is also a car geek. Once I was talking to my dad about getting me a Lamborghini Aventador, he said we ( the family ) would need the money to buy the lambo, register it and other stuff like matinence, but first you would have to find someone who's willing to work on lambo. The Lamborghini Sesto Elemento only comes in pretty much one color, black and red. You can still get a paint job on it ,but if you know someone who has a Sesto Elemnto, I'll bet you it's black and red. I guess some cars just have a defult color, like if you goggle Bugatti Chiron, you see pictures of it, blue, pictures.

        The 1937 Bugatti Type 57 Atlantic, some call it the most beautiful car in the world, I do agree with that but I also like other cars as much as I love the Atlantic, like the Bugatti Veyron, which some pro soccer players and celebrities have an eye for, I like soccer a lot, and I must admit that do like the Veyron. I wonder how long it took for the people working for all these car companys, ( back when car companys weren't owned by other car companys ) to come up with great names, Bugatti was a last name, ( french ).

Fact From the Future: Red cars get pulled over by the cops more than other cars.

Millionaire Car Wash

   This is an ad, an ad for my car wash business, it is ligit, I have my own business cards.

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                                               6 Dollars for car wash
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A Blog About a Pizza Shaped Thing Trying to Eat Little Pellets While Being Chased by Multi Colored Ghosts

     Toru  Iwatami was eating a pizza he when got the idea of Pac- Man ( origanly called Puck-Man in Japan ). The name came from the Japanese term Paku-paku ( the sound of munching ), Pacman is muching onpower pellets like cookies, and there's 240 of them on each level. Who doesn't like pacman, I like it, my sister likes it, I mean, what's not to like? Exactly, but it is hard, Billy Mitchell was the first to get 3,333,360 points, the maximum score, after playing for 6 hours, and he beat the 255th level, the 256th is UNBEATABLE. Pacmans animated death was inspired by fireworks. Thank you Toru Iwatami.                                                

I'm in Love With a Cat

     I'm in love with Grumpy Cat, for thoose of you who don't know about my idol, she is a famous cat from Airizona, she's written books, she's on t-shirts,she's awesome. Last year at Bookcon ( a book convention ) she was there, and that's how I learned about her, she was there, and I wanted to see her, but the line was huge, so we left. But if I knew what I know about her now, I would have waited in line, someday, I WILL meet her. I've seen posters of her, stuffed Grumpy Cats, and books she wrote. That's how I learned about her and grew to love her. At Bookcon this year, I got a signed copy of The Grumpy Guide to Life Observations by Grumpy Cat. Olso at Bookcon, I singed up in a contest to win a bunch of Grumpy Cat stuff. I really hope I win. I love Grumpy Cat.