DALAMB

        I have not put up a post in a long time now, but now I have to bring up the question: DALAMB. Does Anybody Look At My Blog. I've had 15 page views in the last month and two of them are from me. So somebody looks at this blog. But it seems like I'm in the ghetto part of the internet?

I Haven't Done This In So Long

I haven't blogged since last year, and I have struggled greatly trying to figure out how to make a new post.

I really don't know what to blog about, so I will update you on my life: I have turned thirteen, gained a large sum of money and spent it all on a Traxxas. My father is going to Florida and my mother is having a Staycation, (I wish I didn't know what that was due to the fact that it makes me sound stupid).

I have been collecting money from Christmas and my Birthday and I finally have enough money to buy a Traxxas. For those of you who do not know what a Traxxas is, I will tell you: it is a remote control car, but not just any RC, it is an awesome one. It is made for the woods and rough terrain, and since I live in New Hampshire, it is perfect. It can go up to thirty miles an hour and you can even run it into a tree without it breaking, probably.

My Dad is a author and writes crime fiction, he has written four books and edited many others, (look up "Rick Ollerman" on Amazon or YouTube). He is getting paid to write an article on crime fiction writers from Florida, so all of the money he will make will be spent on his trip down to Florida for research.

My Mom is a physical therapist at a hospital and works very hard, (especially because she is behind on paperwork). She has been working late hours for a while now, and juggling house responsibilities. So she has five days off of work and is going to sleep, for she is very tired... 

Brilliance

        Last night. Brazil Vs. China. Football (soccer) match. Winner: The Man With The Foot From God. I don't know much on the subject but my father has just showed me and I knew, it was worth something. So, Brazil has a halfback I'm guessing passes it to the outside. He's just inside the eighteen. The three strikers running with the guy have stopped.The defenders covering them kept going, unaware that this is a set play and that the halfback with the ball is going to cross it into the middle with some spin so that it curves back to the strikers that have stopped so one of them can just wait, and do what their calling the world's easiest bycle kick which zooms right over the goalie. 

        I will not give you five dollars if you make an attempt to find the website with the video and succeed, but it is worth five dollars.

Adelle, Or Is It Adele?

         Why do a bunch of famous people go by weird names, and only first names. I think it's weird. I mean, who would change their name to Zendeay, (I doubt I spelled that right), I think that "Zendeya" should be the name of some strange beautiful colorful bird from some lost island paradise.

                                                                   Zendeya?

        I think that birds of paradise are really pretty. Actually, I like all birds. I was in Minneapolis last week and me and my dad went walking around Lake Harriot, and after we went walking down a little path going the other way. We saw this little red cardinal on a tree. He was just sitting there. Then he jumped off beak first and pulled up at the last second and flew away. My dad thinks that he saw a bug, jumped of the branch and then just ate it. It was so cool watching a bird divebomb.

                                  It looked kind of like this just straight up and down.

Comic Strip Of The Day

        I saw this on Bill Crider's blog, and so I thought that it would be cool to do. Tell me if you think so, (if anyone reads this blog).



                                                     Click the white to read the comic.

                                                              Buttpoems...good name.

Dr. Pepper

        In case your wondering, this blog post has nothing to do with Dr. Pepper. Actually, I've changed my mind, I will say something about Dr. Pepper. THEY COPIED CHERRY COCA-COLA. But either way, I still think that it tastes good. And to be frank, Dr. Pepper was invented before cherry coke but I will say no more.

        I think Derek Jeter is one of the best baseball players ever, right behind Babe Ruth. Although I don't watch much baseball, and I'd like to, I know that The Great Bambino and The Captain don't have nicknames for nothing. Jeter has made so many unbelievable plays and hits, it's amazing. As for Babe Ruth, well we all know*. I pitch, I play second base and I play short stop in baseball and I'm the best player on my team, (I need a better team), but those guys, those guys are the guys.

        They were both Yankees, they are both famous, they are numbers one and two, these plays, these are some of the greatest plays in Basball History.

POLAR BEARS

       I like polar bears, a lot. I also like regular bears, too. I don't know why I am blogging about bears. People in Russia have pet bears and take them out for walks and what not. That would be cool, having a bear, A BEAR that lives with you.

Millionaire Car Wash

        I am the owner of Millionaire Car Wash, you have probably heard about us. After a successful year last car wash season, we come to you, the people of Littleton, Monroe, Bethlehem, Franconia, Lincoln, Easton, Sugar Hill and Lisbon in New Hampshire. We charge $7 for a car wash and wax, $9 for detailing and $15 for both. We are stationed out of Littleton, we come to you. On our side we have an experienced vacuum man, an experienced wash and wax man and more. Our crew is highly qualified in the CWSFD (Car Wash Crew For Dummys). You can make an appointment by E-mailing us at mcw@ollerman.com or you can call us at 603-259-4144. Our receptionist is out for a while so all you will hear is blank noise and then a beep, leave a message, sorry for the inconvenience. We are working on getting a MCW Hotline.
  

        Here is a very cool parkour video, if you don't know what parkour is, then look it up.

Calling All Cat And Dog Lovers, Your Household 'Snuggle Buddies' Can Now Fly

        So, I was watching TV last night and I saw this standing, dancing dog. It was cool and funny. So I look up videos of amazing pets on YouTube. I liked some of the videos on there that I looked up "flying dogs" on YouTube today, and I saw it the video of flying cats and dogs. You MUST watch it. Here it is.

 

I Don't Have A Name And I Live In A Blue Box That's Bigger On The Inside

        One of my favorite TV series is Doctor Who. It is a great sci-fi series. It's about a man called the Doctor and he is a Timelord, an alien (he looks human) from the no longer existent planet Gallifrey. He travels around the Universe helping people in his TARDIS. TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Demension In Space, and it is bigger on the inside. He always travels with a lady companion (coincidence???) and carries along his sonic screwdriver. His sonic screwdriver can do many things, it can unlock doors, it can heal, but it doesn't work on wood.

        It is a funny and exciting TV series. One of the funniest characters is Strax. Strax is a Sontaran and is just eager to blow something up. Here is an examples of Strax being Strax.

Batman VS Superman: Dawn of Justice

                                                 CAUTION! SPOILERS!
         I saw Batman VS Superman last night. I thought it was pretty good. But needless to say, it was quit stupid. The first half was very slow paced, but it kept me interested. The last 55 minutes were good though. DC is no where near as good as Marvel, but this movie was close, keep in mind I am a 12 years old, (my birthday was yesterday) and a hamster eating peanut butter will keep me entertained for a half hour. The critics all hate the movie. Batman (superhero) was actually plotting and almost succeeded to KILL Superman (superhero), they are both superheros! Batman has a problem with Superman because he has to much power and hurts innocent people. Batman doesn't try to talk to Superman and say, "Hey, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah," he tries to kill Superman.

        The stupidest thing in the movie was the Batmobile. Because every DC movie has to make a terrible car chase, the Batmobile was by far the stupidest part in the movie, (besides what I just stated above). Can Bruce Wayne and Alfred really make a car that can smash through brick walls, hit Superman and 60 MPH and come out without a dent, all while being shot at with a turret that doesn't even break the windshield.

                               Trailer to Batman VS Superman: Dawn of Justice

BBC World News: It Is Official That North Korea Has Launched a Nuclear Missle Under The Command of Pak Pong-ju

        April Fools! This is one of my favorite holidays.

SCOTT STERLING IS BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE BLOODY FACE!!!

        For those of you who remember Studio C, they make a bunch of funny videos and put them on YouTube. One  of their funniest videos is Scott Sterling. There are two videos to that and they just made a new one that is hilarious. Here they are.

                                                 Here is the follow up to that video.

                                        And now here is the follow up video to that.

                                        And now the follow up video to that.

                                       Now here is the newest Scott Sterling video.

                                    HE IS THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND!!!

Hopping Around, The Easter Tree... Wait, That's Not Right?

        Happy Easter! When Easter comes, my mom puts gifts in baskets and hides Easter Eggs all over the house and outside and we have to find them. What's inside of them... CANDY!!!

        Studio C is a group of people that just post a bunch of hilarious videos on YouTube. You have to look them up. There's this group of videos that they made it is so funny. Here's one of them.

Cheese

        What's your favorite cheese? I like Swiss and Gouda. I'm a big fan of cheese, but I can't do a whole blog post on cheese. So that's why I will blog about... POLITICS! Okay, maybe blogging about that isn't such a good idea, but I do like cheese. 

        If you could have one super power, what would it be? I would want the power to shapeshift. So you can become a fish so you can breath underwater, or so you can become a bird and fly. Or maybe become the president and order people to give me piggy back rides.

        I was watching Studio C, a group of people that make a bunch of funny videos and post them on Youtube, check them out, on Youtube last night and I saw a video of guys tying to pop a 6 foot balloon in slow motion, and it was awesome. Those guys are The Slo Mo Guys and they do a bunch of other videos like that. Here's one of them, they are so cool, just watch.

        

Fruit Fight

        If you were in a fruit fight, what fruits would you want. I would use a Rambutan, they are very pointy and will probably scare you. Maybe a Pomagranate, on impact it would splash all over the place. Star Fruits and Dragon Fruits are cool, but if I had to use one, it would be the Kiwano. A Kiwano is like a spikey orange ball of death. I wonder how I even got on this topic...

                                                             Kiwano

 

PAINTBALL!!!!!!!

        Trecking through the woods, you hear rustling in the bushes behinds you, you take out your gun and shoot, then your hear a noise kind of like a whale. AKA, paintball, which is what I will be doing next Saturday for my birthday party. I turn 12 next Sunday. We're going to get a private party at the biggest paintball place in New England, OSG Paintball.

        We'll have three and a half hours to with our own referee to go to any of 10 paintball fields which include the biggest castle and pirate ship in New England. I am so excited. All of my friends say, "Have you ever been hit by a paintball?" and I say "Of course not, I don't have a paintball gun!"

        Oh yeah. I almost forgot, it's Easter this weekend! Maybe I should dress up like a bunny when I play paintball!

Happy Spring! Oh, Did I Mention, I'm Going Skiing This Weekend!

        Since I ski race we go out and ski every weekend. This weekend is the last weekend that we will ski and it will also be Awards Night and Demo Day. Awards Night is pretty self explanatory, Demo Day is where a bunch of people from ski brands come with a bunch of skis for you to try on and it is really fun. Last year at Demo Day my favorite pair of skis were a pair of  GS Volkl Racetiger, they were really nice skis, but sadly, I never got them. I didn't need new GS skis. Next year I'm going to need a lot of new ski equipment and  I'm hoping to find some skis that I like.

        When I go out to ski this.... If we go out to ski this weekend, it will be spring skiing. The kind of skiing where you don't have mittens on, your wearing a T-shirt and your jumping over patches of grass. FFFFUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! In some cases.

Let's Go Take It Grandpa Stlye.

        No seriously. Ask your grandpa, can I have his clothes? Guess what, in less then a month I will turn 128364729476255057202629204 years old. Okay, I'm only going to turn 12, and I think that I will get a box full of little fury people.

        Have you seen the movies Men In Black, Men In Black II or Men In Black III. You should they are really funny. I've seen the first two, but not the last. If you've seen the second than you know about the little fury people. Here is that scene in a different language. I couldn't find one in english.

 

        So I looked up this video of really cool people doing really cool things and it's insane. Here it is.

 

They Call Me... Well I Don't Know What They Should Call Me

        So, I ski race, and in my age group U12, we have 3 qualifying races, or qualifiers, if you do good enough, you qualify. Last year I did not qualify. This year, I did qualify. I have a friend that I ski with who likes to dye his hair. It started last year when he dyed his hair white, and then it grew out and turned brown again. Then, one day before we went out to ski this ski season, he said, "Hey, hey, guys. Don't tell Paige," and took his hat off. All anybody was looking at for the next 2 weeks was a giant blob of pink on his head. So after you qualify there is championships, so I thought, "Hey, let's all dye our hair green for championships," I said. "Sure thing! Great idea Ricky Bobby!" They said to me, and I never heard anything else about it again.

        So of course I'm dyeing my hair green, and my other friend that always dyes his hair is going with blue for champs. I picked green because I ski for Franconia Ski Club, and green is their color.

                                          I wonder what this guy is looking at?