Millionaire Car Wash

        I am the owner of Millionaire Car Wash, you have probably heard about us. After a successful year last car wash season, we come to you, the people of Littleton, Monroe, Bethlehem, Franconia, Lincoln, Easton, Sugar Hill and Lisbon in New Hampshire. We charge $7 for a car wash and wax, $9 for detailing and $15 for both. We are stationed out of Littleton, we come to you. On our side we have an experienced vacuum man, an experienced wash and wax man and more. Our crew is highly qualified in the CWSFD (Car Wash Crew For Dummys). You can make an appointment by E-mailing us at mcw@ollerman.com or you can call us at 603-259-4144. Our receptionist is out for a while so all you will hear is blank noise and then a beep, leave a message, sorry for the inconvenience. We are working on getting a MCW Hotline.
  

        Here is a very cool parkour video, if you don't know what parkour is, then look it up.

Calling All Cat And Dog Lovers, Your Household 'Snuggle Buddies' Can Now Fly

        So, I was watching TV last night and I saw this standing, dancing dog. It was cool and funny. So I look up videos of amazing pets on YouTube. I liked some of the videos on there that I looked up "flying dogs" on YouTube today, and I saw it the video of flying cats and dogs. You MUST watch it. Here it is.

 

I Don't Have A Name And I Live In A Blue Box That's Bigger On The Inside

        One of my favorite TV series is Doctor Who. It is a great sci-fi series. It's about a man called the Doctor and he is a Timelord, an alien (he looks human) from the no longer existent planet Gallifrey. He travels around the Universe helping people in his TARDIS. TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Demension In Space, and it is bigger on the inside. He always travels with a lady companion (coincidence???) and carries along his sonic screwdriver. His sonic screwdriver can do many things, it can unlock doors, it can heal, but it doesn't work on wood.

        It is a funny and exciting TV series. One of the funniest characters is Strax. Strax is a Sontaran and is just eager to blow something up. Here is an examples of Strax being Strax.

Batman VS Superman: Dawn of Justice

                                                 CAUTION! SPOILERS!
         I saw Batman VS Superman last night. I thought it was pretty good. But needless to say, it was quit stupid. The first half was very slow paced, but it kept me interested. The last 55 minutes were good though. DC is no where near as good as Marvel, but this movie was close, keep in mind I am a 12 years old, (my birthday was yesterday) and a hamster eating peanut butter will keep me entertained for a half hour. The critics all hate the movie. Batman (superhero) was actually plotting and almost succeeded to KILL Superman (superhero), they are both superheros! Batman has a problem with Superman because he has to much power and hurts innocent people. Batman doesn't try to talk to Superman and say, "Hey, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah," he tries to kill Superman.

        The stupidest thing in the movie was the Batmobile. Because every DC movie has to make a terrible car chase, the Batmobile was by far the stupidest part in the movie, (besides what I just stated above). Can Bruce Wayne and Alfred really make a car that can smash through brick walls, hit Superman and 60 MPH and come out without a dent, all while being shot at with a turret that doesn't even break the windshield.

                               Trailer to Batman VS Superman: Dawn of Justice

BBC World News: It Is Official That North Korea Has Launched a Nuclear Missle Under The Command of Pak Pong-ju

        April Fools! This is one of my favorite holidays.