SCOTT STERLING IS BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE BLOODY FACE!!!

        For those of you who remember Studio C, they make a bunch of funny videos and put them on YouTube. One  of their funniest videos is Scott Sterling. There are two videos to that and they just made a new one that is hilarious. Here they are.

                                                 Here is the follow up to that video.

                                        And now here is the follow up video to that.

                                        And now the follow up video to that.

                                       Now here is the newest Scott Sterling video.

                                    HE IS THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND!!!

Hopping Around, The Easter Tree... Wait, That's Not Right?

        Happy Easter! When Easter comes, my mom puts gifts in baskets and hides Easter Eggs all over the house and outside and we have to find them. What's inside of them... CANDY!!!

        Studio C is a group of people that just post a bunch of hilarious videos on YouTube. You have to look them up. There's this group of videos that they made it is so funny. Here's one of them.

Cheese

        What's your favorite cheese? I like Swiss and Gouda. I'm a big fan of cheese, but I can't do a whole blog post on cheese. So that's why I will blog about... POLITICS! Okay, maybe blogging about that isn't such a good idea, but I do like cheese. 

        If you could have one super power, what would it be? I would want the power to shapeshift. So you can become a fish so you can breath underwater, or so you can become a bird and fly. Or maybe become the president and order people to give me piggy back rides.

        I was watching Studio C, a group of people that make a bunch of funny videos and post them on Youtube, check them out, on Youtube last night and I saw a video of guys tying to pop a 6 foot balloon in slow motion, and it was awesome. Those guys are The Slo Mo Guys and they do a bunch of other videos like that. Here's one of them, they are so cool, just watch.

        

Fruit Fight

        If you were in a fruit fight, what fruits would you want. I would use a Rambutan, they are very pointy and will probably scare you. Maybe a Pomagranate, on impact it would splash all over the place. Star Fruits and Dragon Fruits are cool, but if I had to use one, it would be the Kiwano. A Kiwano is like a spikey orange ball of death. I wonder how I even got on this topic...

                                                             Kiwano

 

PAINTBALL!!!!!!!

        Trecking through the woods, you hear rustling in the bushes behinds you, you take out your gun and shoot, then your hear a noise kind of like a whale. AKA, paintball, which is what I will be doing next Saturday for my birthday party. I turn 12 next Sunday. We're going to get a private party at the biggest paintball place in New England, OSG Paintball.

        We'll have three and a half hours to with our own referee to go to any of 10 paintball fields which include the biggest castle and pirate ship in New England. I am so excited. All of my friends say, "Have you ever been hit by a paintball?" and I say "Of course not, I don't have a paintball gun!"

        Oh yeah. I almost forgot, it's Easter this weekend! Maybe I should dress up like a bunny when I play paintball!

Happy Spring! Oh, Did I Mention, I'm Going Skiing This Weekend!

        Since I ski race we go out and ski every weekend. This weekend is the last weekend that we will ski and it will also be Awards Night and Demo Day. Awards Night is pretty self explanatory, Demo Day is where a bunch of people from ski brands come with a bunch of skis for you to try on and it is really fun. Last year at Demo Day my favorite pair of skis were a pair of  GS Volkl Racetiger, they were really nice skis, but sadly, I never got them. I didn't need new GS skis. Next year I'm going to need a lot of new ski equipment and  I'm hoping to find some skis that I like.

        When I go out to ski this.... If we go out to ski this weekend, it will be spring skiing. The kind of skiing where you don't have mittens on, your wearing a T-shirt and your jumping over patches of grass. FFFFUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! In some cases.

Let's Go Take It Grandpa Stlye.

        No seriously. Ask your grandpa, can I have his clothes? Guess what, in less then a month I will turn 128364729476255057202629204 years old. Okay, I'm only going to turn 12, and I think that I will get a box full of little fury people.

        Have you seen the movies Men In Black, Men In Black II or Men In Black III. You should they are really funny. I've seen the first two, but not the last. If you've seen the second than you know about the little fury people. Here is that scene in a different language. I couldn't find one in english.

 

        So I looked up this video of really cool people doing really cool things and it's insane. Here it is.

 

They Call Me... Well I Don't Know What They Should Call Me

        So, I ski race, and in my age group U12, we have 3 qualifying races, or qualifiers, if you do good enough, you qualify. Last year I did not qualify. This year, I did qualify. I have a friend that I ski with who likes to dye his hair. It started last year when he dyed his hair white, and then it grew out and turned brown again. Then, one day before we went out to ski this ski season, he said, "Hey, hey, guys. Don't tell Paige," and took his hat off. All anybody was looking at for the next 2 weeks was a giant blob of pink on his head. So after you qualify there is championships, so I thought, "Hey, let's all dye our hair green for championships," I said. "Sure thing! Great idea Ricky Bobby!" They said to me, and I never heard anything else about it again.

        So of course I'm dyeing my hair green, and my other friend that always dyes his hair is going with blue for champs. I picked green because I ski for Franconia Ski Club, and green is their color.

                                          I wonder what this guy is looking at?

 

Listen World Wide, I Like Cheese and You Can't Change That.

        Swiss Cheese is my favorite. I like it with some Kashi crackers. Mmmmm. That's good.
        
        So, I ski race, and two weeks ago at training, we went to the rope tow and the mini-terrain park at Cannon Mountain. Some of my friends were doing 360's and I couldn't do one. So I asked my friend Evan (if you are reading this, Hi Evan!) to video my attempt with his phone. He said yes. Which meant that I actually had to try. I  was threatened if I chickened out. So you know, I did the smart thing. I skated down the very, very little hill, I passed a very small jump, I kept skating. I went over this roller, I kept skating, I was approaching the jump. I practiced the arm throwing once before I went off the jump. I was going up. I was at the tip of the jump. I threw my arms to the right. I was spinning. It all was happening so fast. I hit the ground with my feet in the direction that I wanted them to be in. My butt was falling fast and hit the bottom of my skis, but I managed to stand back up without crashing. I did a 360! I would show you the video but let's just say I'm having technical difficulties. So I will show you a picture, of me. : )