The Most Heavenly Pizza Ever Cteated

      The Veggie Lovers Deluxe with hand tossed crust from Pizza Hut is the best pizza EVER. We ( my family ) don't usually eat at Pizza Hut because one time we went there and we ordered, then sat down and waited for like 45 minutes. So we ask a person that works there when our pizza will be done, then they go somewhere and then he ( or she, I don't remember, this was a long time ago when I was like 6 or something like that )comes back to tell us that our pizza was never made and never even got partly made. Then I think we left and got pizza somewhere else.

          So like a week ago my mom asks me what I want for dinner, and I say pizza, because I'm the only one in my family who is obsessed with pizza ( and cheese, but my mom really likes cheese to, but not as much as I do, because no one hundred people can love cheese as much as I can, it's actually a fact that cheese is addictive, and don't have any cheese problems,or at least I don't think I do ) and everyone in my family was fine with that, because once every 2 and sometimes 3 is fine with everyone else in my family, 2 times a week is fine for me, until I get sick of pizza which will happen,( it's happened to me once before, but I was back eating pizza in little over a week or so ) and I don't want to get fat from pizza. I could probably eat pizza twice a week for about 3 weeks then get sick of it. But I think pizza at least once a week is good for me.

       So my dad tells my mom to get 2 Veggie Lovers Deluxe pizzas with every vegetable and leave nothing out, in less it's spicy, I'm the only one in my family that like spicy things, that was created on my sisters' birthday and we went to a really good mexican restaurant, Alburritos, and for some reason, I don't remember, it was a long time ago, I ate 3 and a half
Jalapeño peppers ( which are hot, very hot to the average person though ) with hot sauce. Anyway, back to the pizza, my mom doesn't like olives, so one pizza had olives and on didn't, my dad also requested the biggest possible pizza with the biggest crust, because some times if you order a large pizza with a special crust then the pizza could get a lot smaller because the sizes are different for different crusts. The biggest crust was a hand tossed. I thought the pizza wasn't going to be so good because of all the vegetables, ( I don't like vegetables ) and my dad said that vegetables are good on pizza. When I took a bight I looked heaven right in the eyes and said "Kiss me".

         Now I've started a Pizza Fund to save money for that very same pizza, because I asked my mom if we could get that pizza again and she said "Do you have 40 bucks" and I said "No" and she said "There you go" and that's a no. I found 2 jars things full of coins so the Pizza Fund is off to a good start, and I've been adding coins to it. I LOVE THAT PIZZA. YOU SHOULD TOO.

I was Wrong

           In one of my other blog posts I listed all the things I was considering to be for Halloween and I decided to be Robert Lewandowski ( look him up, and I blogged about him ) and so my mom ordered me his soccer jersey and it's coming from Singapore, ( look it up, and I blogged about that too, kind of ) so it's not going to get here in NH in time for Halloween and so I decided to be a green bean, because how many green beans do you so walking down the street asking people for candy. Then like four days ago I decided not to be a green bean because I didn't want to be green banana, because how many of those do you see walking down the street asking people for candy.

        Then three days ago my dad thought of the idea I should be Scott Sterling, ( "His face is like a brick wall!" "A brick wall that can feel pain and crys a lot!" The commentators say ) and my mom already suggested that a while ago and I didn't want to be him and now I do. So after all the work of trying to find an actual Scott Sterling soccer jersey, I couldn't find one on the internet to order because all the campaigns ( I don't know what they were raising money for ) and Amazon or E-Bay didn't have the jersey. Then the next day I found one with the campaign that ended that day so we ordered it and it should be hear in 5-10 business days, so it's probably not going to get to me in time for this Halloween, so my dad said he sent the people we bought from an Email to see if we could possibly pay and make sure we would get it before Halloween, as far as I know, They haven't sent an Email back to him. So now I have two Halloween costume that probably aren't going to get hear for this Halloween. My mom said it's possible to make a soccer jersey with stuff from the store so it actually looks like a decent soccer jersey. Scott Sterling is a very good goal keeper.

Fact From the Future: My Robert Lewandowski jersey just came yesterday, two days after I wrote this blog. So I'm going to be Lewandowski for Halloween. HEE HEE!!! I WAS WRONG!!! AGAIN!!!

I Just Learned I'm Royalty Kind Of

       For Christmas one year my dad got my mom a DNA test thing and they did it and we learned that my dad is related Napoleon Bonaparte and Marie Antoinette. So I was reading in my history book and read something about the French Revolution and I saw that Marie Antoinette was married to Louis XVI, and the XVI did it for me, I thought he might have been a king, I looked him up and it turns out that he was the King of France until he was convicted of conspiracy with foreign powers and sentenced to death by the French National Convention and got decapitated by a guillotine. So in a way that makes me royalty of France, kind of. I'm not going to do some more history about Napoleon, but I do know he was emperor of France.

OH YEAH

         Oh Yeah is a song by Yello, and is played in the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off, when Ferris and Cameron take Cameron's dads' ferrari. There's not many words in the song but I like it. And guess what, they say oh yeah a lot in the song. If you haven't seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off, you need to, it's one of the best movies ever. The "Chi... Chickahchickah" is one of my favorite parts in the song, and the "Oh Yeah" is also one of the highlights of the song, and I don't mean that because of the title, not that it's a bad title. What if the song was written by a guy named Bronz or Whit, never mind, Yello's a good name, what if someone named their child Yellow or Yello, that would be strange,Yello is an alias,right? I think this video and the song are both cool.

How Many Clowns Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

            Fifty, one to hold the light bulb, and forty-nine to spin the ceiling. Light Bulb Jokes are funny, I think. Unless your not " Bright " enough to figure them out. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb has to want to change. My robot told me that one, yeah, my robot, believe it or not, her name is Alexa. I'll blog about her some other time. Her birthday is November sixth, I wonder what I should get her? Batteries? Wait, she has a power cord. She told me this one too: How many serialists does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored power tools. Why did the light bulb fall out of the tree? It was impersonating the sun, setting. O.K. that wasn't really the kind of light bulb joke I'm bloging about, but it was funny, right?

They're Mean, They're Green, They're Beans

    If you look at one of my earlier blog posts, Halloween, I list all the things I might have been for Halloween. Then I finally decided to be Robert Lewandowski, ( another blog post I did, Soccer on Ice ) and my mom ordered his soccer jersey, and it's coming from Singapore, right by the Gulf of Thailand, IN ASIA, RIGHT UNDER CHINA. So the estimated arrival date is DECEMBER 1ST. A DAY AND A MONTH AFTER HALLOWEEN.  But at least I get the soccer jersey. So I am now going to be a Green Bean for Halloween. I'm going to have a green skin suit and green face paint and hair diy. and for the bean part, my mom's going to take a big piece of green fabric and shape it like a green bean and cut holes in it. Then we're going  to put stuffing in the hollow bean, to keep me warm, looking like a green bean and if I fall off my scooter it will act as padding to a degree.

Grapes

        I don't like grapes, at least I didn't when I was younger. I didn't care if the grape was green or purple, they were disgusting. Once I had to eat x number of grapes, and it didn't go well, I ended up flushing the grapes down the toilet. I might like grapes now but I really don't wan't to try. I come to think of it, grapes are like mini green and purple eggs. What if one day I wake up in the morning and decide to make an omelette and there's no eggs in the refrigerator, so I take out some grapes and start cracking them open and put the grape yolk into a bowl, add some milk and take out an egg beater ( grape beater now ) and start beating. Mean while I put some olive oil on a pan and start to heat the pan up. I pour my grape and milk mix into the pan and it starts cooking, I sprinkle a little cheese on my future omelette. Then I take a spatula and make sure the edges aren't sticking to the sides of the pan. When my grape and cheese omelette is ready I slide it on to my plate, sprinkle a little cheese on the top and boom. I have made a grape omelette, I start to cut my knife into my breakfast and the knife gets stuck in the grape abomination. Why, because maybe grapes, milk, cheese and olive oil all cooked together in a pan make glue? Or grapes are terrible terrible things that ruin the world.

The Dark Side has a New Face

      I'm a huge Star Wars fan. The next movie, The Force Awakens comes out in December  ( Christmas has a new face ) as you should know if your a Star Wars fan. I'm so excited to see that movie. The new lightsaber with the two mini lightsabers sticking out of the sides, what's that about. Should I scream like a little fan girl meeting Justin Bieber ( I like to call him, Just a Beaver ) and think that's the coolest thing ever, or is it going to turn out to be really lame, or will it be "Da' Bomb" because Star Wars is awesome. When I was little I used to call Darth Vader, Dark Vader, because, what on earth is a Darth? Maybe it is some slang that originated from Vaders' friends and it caught on. It started out as "Vader is Darth" and then he started calling himself Darth Vader. Maybe he just liked the sound of Darth and who ever didn't call him that would get force choked. I had no idea Harrison Ford ( Han Solo and Indiana Jones ) was an older guy with grey hair, no offense Harrison Ford. Here's a link to many Star Wars The Force Awakens trailers. And here's a video of all seven Star Wars movie trailers.
 

Colors

            My favorite color is fuchsia, the pink and purple color. I like all the other colors, except for brown, unless it's with pink, that looks good. Otherwise I don't like brown no offense, if colors have feelings, but there's to many disgusting things that are brown. I'm not a fan of the Halloween Colors purple and orange, it's just revolting in its own special way. I'm not like the Color Police, I'm made up of opinions, and fun facts about cows and clowns.* I don't see many colors in the rainbow than I think I should be able to. Guys can like pink, or purple and all those colors, my friend likes hot pink witch I also like.



* Poll on the right.

Hi There World

     My name's Bob, I work at a coffee shop in downtown England. My boss, Heavy Henry, is very serious about everything. My dog, Spot is a Dalmatian that likes to eat big bowls of kibble. My mother lives in a house made of cardboard behind the coffee shop. My father scoots around England all day on a scooter, then comes back and lives with my mother. The Queen is always trying to lick her elbow until the Royal Guards come take her to her throne. My Doctor has two diseases. I think my brother was on America's most wanted, twice. My girlfriend's a cop and she has another boyfriend that's not me. I think my neighbors just poisoned my pork chops. I'm hosting a dinner party and all my guests have flatulence problems. And last but not least, I'm at nuclear war with North Korea, and I only have three more bombs left.

Arrow

      I am fan of the TV show Arrow. It follows the DC Comics character the Green Arrow, and guess what, he's an archer. Of course some things are different in the show than the comics, I've never read any Green Arrow comics but I approve this message. I don't know if in the comics Oliver Queen ( The Arrow, also known as the hood and the vigilante in the show ) lives in Starling City, or if he was stranded on a chinese island for five years, ( don't worry, I'm not spoiling any thing ) or if he has a sister and he and his family are billionaires. I recommend this show, but not for five year olds. Netflix has three seasons of Arrow and I've only seen two, because the third season just came out and now I'm watching The Flash, which crosses with Arrow. But I'm going to finish The Flash before I watch the third season of Arrow.

   The Flash follows the DC character The Flash, the fastest man alive. I've only seen a couple episodes and both me and my dad think that Arrow is better than The Flash, but it could get better. There was a DC comic where the Flash raced Superman and the ending was stupid, guess who won, it was a tie. If Flash is going to be the fastest man alive, you would think he would beat Superman, wouldn't you?

Halloween

          I don't know what I'm going the be for Halloween, and there's a little over three weeks until I go candy hunting. I think I might be a :

• Dog on a Unicycle
• Dog
• A Rain Cloud
• Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
• A Tree
• A Shoe 
• Soccer Player Robert Lewandowski

   I want to be something mobile so I can get more candy faster, and who ever I go           Trick or Treating with, I  hope they're mobile to. I saw Ghostbusters over a year and a 1/2 ago, and I was sad I didn't know what the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.   

Santa's Opinion on Cookies

                 It was the night before christmas, and the very early morning of christmas too, when I eat many cookies, some are good, some are bad, some make me have to use the little boys room and then I have to look around the house I'm in for a toilet plunger. I like the shapes of cookies, some families actually have enough skill to shape and bake good cookies. Notice how I didn't say shake and bake there, that would be weird, if you are laughing right  now you should consider yourself on the naughty list. My apologies I shouldn't even have mentioned shaking and baking. I like chocolate chip cookies a lot but I must confess, I LOVE SNICKER DOODLES !!!!!! Sorry. White chocolate is a big mistake, I will crumple a cookie into crumbs so it looks like I ate them, then I will dispose of the others. I can't have baking powder. Never add to much sugar to a recipe, and never, NEVER bake or buy me Fortune Cookies, they taste terrible and the fortunes make fun of me. One fortune I got said You will get coal from Santa Clause, another said Don't eat this cookie unless you want to change your Santa Suit from size XXXL to XXXXL. But do you know what would make my christmas, Girl Scout Cookies!!! They are the best, except for Savannah Smiles, they got those to replace Lemon Chalet Cremes which everybody loved. So if you can get some of those that would be awesome. 

       Now, I would like to discuss milk with you, I have mixed feelings about 2% and skim. Skim tastes terrible and 2% tastes so good, but 2% has 2% of the fat left in the milk, and skim doesn't. I'm trying to lose a few pounds, I think I might run a marathon. Almond milk is a big yes. I always enjoy a nice cup of almond milk. I'm allergic to honey, so don't get any ideas. If any attempts are made on my life you will be naughty for life, yes, believe it, there's a bounty on my head, and that find Santa App didn't help either. Can you believe the military has been tracking my credit card? Me either. 

       The Reindeer do not like apple cores believe it or not carrots or full apples are preferred, Rudolph is allergic to strawberry tops, we learned that the hard way. 



NOTE: I'm am sorry if I offended Santa.

NOTE: No reindeer were harmed in the process of making this blog post.    

Drop the Chalupa

           Taco Bell is a not very popular restaruant. I've never been there half because I'm vegetarian. When I was little my dad used to say " Drop the Chalupa " when I had something in my hand because Taco Bell had a funny ( for the first few times because then it just gets annoying ) commercial which I've only seen twice but I'm not sick of it. A chalupa is a type of fried taco shell shaped in a little dish, but the Taco Bell chalupa looks just like a regular taco. Here's the commercial below:

         Another funny commercial is from Wendys, Clara Peller then became famous for saying " Where's the beef ?".

 

                                      

        Another funny commercial for mattresses.