Dogs

     I have three dogs, Fireball the Dalmatian, Dino ( not dino like dinosaur )the Golden Retriever and Snowball the English Golden Retriever ( lighter color than the regular Golden Retriever ).  I hate the name Dog, pronounced Dee-O-Gee, worst name ever. There is a website where you can find a million and one ( I am exaggerating most likely, there are a lot of dog breeds ) dog pictures by breed from A to Z. Press me to go to the website with dogs.

I nyet know what to blog about

       I think nyet is Russain for no, but I don't know, but it sounds cool. Once I said to my sister, "Nyet! I'm the Fashion Police!" it was really strange. I wonder if someone from Russia is typing the same thing but I doubt it. I still nyet know what to blog about, but I'm already on the third line but give me about 2 minutes for me to think of something to write about... Okay it's been less then 2 minutes but, hey I'm on the fith line but I still think I should have something to blog about. Ah! Tomorrow is my birthday party and I am getting a cheese platter, who doesn't like cheese? It's not my actual Brithday but just the party, I'll be 11 soon! Now I'm on the eighth line! 


       Fact From the Future: I am from the future, believe me this is not one of my better blog posts or better days. I have just realized I can not count.

Bookcon

     Bookcon is an event in New York City where a bunch of authors come and sign stuff and there are panels where you go and they get interviewed and they talk and you get a Bunch of free stuff, last year was the first one and I got like 3 thick comics, about 7 books, I got this kit to make bubbles so big you can't blow to make them. This year Tom Angleberger will be there, he wrote the Origami Yoda Series ( which I highly recommend ), Jeff Smith will be there, he wrote the Bone series, a really good graphic novels which are really good and I also recommend. My sister will do anything to get the next Kingdom Keepers book by Ridley Pearson who will also be at Bookcon. It's 2 days long so we have a hotel, it's going to be fun. I have $75 from Christmas Iv'e been saving for this trip, I think a mini Statue of Liberty statue would be a cool souvenir. There's also a Lego store in NYC so I'm pretty excited.     

St. Patricks day

           I love St. Patrick's day, dressing up in green and having green contests, such as seeing how much green stuff you  can where at once without making people think you are extremely weird, making people think your actually a leprechaun, or one everybody hates, I bet I can eat more green stuff than you, such as vegetables. St. Patrick wasn't Irish, he was born in Britin in the late 4th century, Maewyn Succat ( St. Patrick ) was captured and enslaved by Irish raiders, after yaers of forced labor he escaped to Britin where he joined the Catholic church and changed his name to Patrisius or Patrick. Years later he went back to Ireland as a Christian Missonary ( don't know what that is or how to spell it ) and spent 30 years converting the Irish to Christian. after that rumor has it that he got all the snakes off Ireland, but there never were any snakes on Ireland. When he died he became the Patron Saint of Ireland dispite him being British. In 1903 it became a national holiday in Ireland celebrated on march 17 when St. Patrick died. They usauly went to church and had a feast. Drinking was actually banned on St. Patrick's Day until the 1970s. Irish imagrants brought the holiday to the USA in the early 1700s. The first St. Patrick's day parade was held in Boston in 1737, there are over 100 St. Patrick's day Parades in the country. In Chicago they use 40lbs of green dye to turn the river greener every year, New York City's Parade is the biggest in the world with an estimated 2 million spectators.  Cick me. GREEN!!!       

April Fool's Day

                                  FAMILY, DO NOT READ.

      What should I do for April Fool's Day? I think I might prank call my mom,dad or my sister. Maybe rig a bucket of water to fall on a certain someone, my bedroom window is almost exactly above the front door of my house. My sister is really really really scared  of spiders, sssooo.... Or I could say "Look at spanish airplane about drop a nuculer bomb on us!" which will fool about 2 people. Or I could be one of the people that do nothing instead of spraying my sister with a hose of freezing cold water, ( she will get mad ).     

Blobble

             Blobble is a word that I made up. If you say "Blobble!" out of the blue, it means your happy. If you say something like, "Ugh, I'm feeling blobblish today." It means you don't feel well. Please tell other people about Blobble and you should say it too.

puppy with a potato

       Me and my sister just did a science project, we got to shrink a potato, we put little slices of potato in different solutions. We keep the potato in the solution for half an hour and then see how they changed, to shrink your own potato follow these easy steps :

• Peel a potato.
• Take 2 Tablespoons of sugar and mix with 4 ounces of water, this is solution A.
• Take 2 Teaspoons of salt and mix with 4 ounces of water, this is solution B.
• Solution C is just water.
• Each solution should be labeled.
• The potato slices should be thin and 1 square inch.
• They each should be in a different shallow dish.  
•  Use just enough of each solution to cover the potato. 
• Wait half an hour and measure the potato to see how the it changed.

    Me and my sister gave our puppy the rest of the potato and took a video, it's strange, very strange. But the video wouldn't upload so you  can't see it, sorry.

Derp

           The Derp Song is an awesome song. I haven't heard all of it because it's 10 hours and 1 second long. But I still like it. You should listen to the The Derp Song. They say derp a lot so be prepared to get that song stuck in your head. I don't think derp is an actual word. My uncle told me and my sister about it and he made it his ring tone on his phone. I really recommend it. 

The Poker Cheetah

             Hello, I've been gone for a little more then a week. I think your wondering abut the title so, I ask thee: Why don't you play poker with the worlds fastest animal?          


                                                      Because he's a cheetah!  ( Cheater )

     I'm learning about Lewis and Clark in school. And I doubt they found anything like a cheetah. But they did find Prairie Dogs, I must say I have no jokes about them, though I do know many other jokes including why did the chicken cross the road? Why did the piece of gum cross the road? ( Because he was stuck to the chickens foot! ). Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?....