DALAMB

        I have not put up a post in a long time now, but now I have to bring up the question: DALAMB. Does Anybody Look At My Blog. I've had 15 page views in the last month and two of them are from me. So somebody looks at this blog. But it seems like I'm in the ghetto part of the internet?

I Haven't Done This In So Long

I haven't blogged since last year, and I have struggled greatly trying to figure out how to make a new post.

I really don't know what to blog about, so I will update you on my life: I have turned thirteen, gained a large sum of money and spent it all on a Traxxas. My father is going to Florida and my mother is having a Staycation, (I wish I didn't know what that was due to the fact that it makes me sound stupid).

I have been collecting money from Christmas and my Birthday and I finally have enough money to buy a Traxxas. For those of you who do not know what a Traxxas is, I will tell you: it is a remote control car, but not just any RC, it is an awesome one. It is made for the woods and rough terrain, and since I live in New Hampshire, it is perfect. It can go up to thirty miles an hour and you can even run it into a tree without it breaking, probably.

My Dad is a author and writes crime fiction, he has written four books and edited many others, (look up "Rick Ollerman" on Amazon or YouTube). He is getting paid to write an article on crime fiction writers from Florida, so all of the money he will make will be spent on his trip down to Florida for research.

My Mom is a physical therapist at a hospital and works very hard, (especially because she is behind on paperwork). She has been working late hours for a while now, and juggling house responsibilities. So she has five days off of work and is going to sleep, for she is very tired... 

Brilliance

        Last night. Brazil Vs. China. Football (soccer) match. Winner: The Man With The Foot From God. I don't know much on the subject but my father has just showed me and I knew, it was worth something. So, Brazil has a halfback I'm guessing passes it to the outside. He's just inside the eighteen. The three strikers running with the guy have stopped.The defenders covering them kept going, unaware that this is a set play and that the halfback with the ball is going to cross it into the middle with some spin so that it curves back to the strikers that have stopped so one of them can just wait, and do what their calling the world's easiest bycle kick which zooms right over the goalie. 

        I will not give you five dollars if you make an attempt to find the website with the video and succeed, but it is worth five dollars.

Adelle, Or Is It Adele?

         Why do a bunch of famous people go by weird names, and only first names. I think it's weird. I mean, who would change their name to Zendeay, (I doubt I spelled that right), I think that "Zendeya" should be the name of some strange beautiful colorful bird from some lost island paradise.

                                                                   Zendeya?

        I think that birds of paradise are really pretty. Actually, I like all birds. I was in Minneapolis last week and me and my dad went walking around Lake Harriot, and after we went walking down a little path going the other way. We saw this little red cardinal on a tree. He was just sitting there. Then he jumped off beak first and pulled up at the last second and flew away. My dad thinks that he saw a bug, jumped of the branch and then just ate it. It was so cool watching a bird divebomb.

                                  It looked kind of like this just straight up and down.

Comic Strip Of The Day

        I saw this on Bill Crider's blog, and so I thought that it would be cool to do. Tell me if you think so, (if anyone reads this blog).



                                                     Click the white to read the comic.

                                                              Buttpoems...good name.

Dr. Pepper

        In case your wondering, this blog post has nothing to do with Dr. Pepper. Actually, I've changed my mind, I will say something about Dr. Pepper. THEY COPIED CHERRY COCA-COLA. But either way, I still think that it tastes good. And to be frank, Dr. Pepper was invented before cherry coke but I will say no more.

        I think Derek Jeter is one of the best baseball players ever, right behind Babe Ruth. Although I don't watch much baseball, and I'd like to, I know that The Great Bambino and The Captain don't have nicknames for nothing. Jeter has made so many unbelievable plays and hits, it's amazing. As for Babe Ruth, well we all know*. I pitch, I play second base and I play short stop in baseball and I'm the best player on my team, (I need a better team), but those guys, those guys are the guys.

        They were both Yankees, they are both famous, they are numbers one and two, these plays, these are some of the greatest plays in Basball History.

POLAR BEARS

       I like polar bears, a lot. I also like regular bears, too. I don't know why I am blogging about bears. People in Russia have pet bears and take them out for walks and what not. That would be cool, having a bear, A BEAR that lives with you.